
UK police say Prince Andrew has no case to answer in sex probe, but the damage is done in the eyes of the public.

BoJo’s latest speech shows Britain’s got a third-rate comedian for PM… but the real joke is there is no one to challenge him.

Suffering from Covid-19 ‘cave syndrome’? Don’t panic! There’s a simple solution: step outside!

Finnish could be finished in Finland… now other countries should go the same way and speak ENGLISH.

ABBA’s return is bad enough, but imagine if the rest of the 1970s was digitally recreated? It would be HELL.

It’s time for the UK’s ex-PM Tony Blair to put up or shut up. Stop preaching and enter the ring, Tone, or go away.

Don't panic! Freaking out about climate change leading to the end of the world doesn’t do any good.

What Kayleigh did next: What will Donald Trump’s press secretary do after his presidency goes not so gently into that good night?

PacMan v Duterte Harry: It’s set to be a true thriller in Manila as boxer Manny Pacquiao lines up a run for president.

That cheeky blighter President Biden says the Queen’s like his mum – he’s way slower than she is!

Chips and cakes out, algae burgers in: Britain’s mad nanny-state ‘snack tax’ plan is enough to make you sick.

Is the Duchess of Sussex’s new book, ‘The Bench’, really all that bad? Oh yeah, it’s awful. Even my kids hate it.

Britain’s reality show royals should team up in their bid to save the world and fill the gap left by the Kardashians.

It's easy to jump on the Amazon-bashing bandwagon, but knocking Jeff Bezos won’t restore our culture nor rebuild the high street.

Dear anti-vaxxers, ask yourselves this, why-oh-why would Bill Gates and Big Government want to monitor your incredibly dull lives?

Congrats to privacy-seeking Harry & Meghan, who’ve found their sanctuary on the cover of one of the world’s most famous magazines.

A £70,000 salary to drive a lorry? University can truck off... I’m telling my kids to swap school for life on the open road.

Why not break up the Oxbridge universities? They help fuel the regional, educational, and class divides that blight Britain.

Parting is such tweet sorrow... A not-so-fond farewell to Donald Trump’s Twitter feed.
